The Open Window Maniac

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

rizupicor:

MII’S iN SMASH BRos U KNOW WHAT HTIS MEANS?

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offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

10knotes:

Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.